A Nervous Pet

A Nervous Pet desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to hug. It might have been an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Pet always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Nervous Pet desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen thing.

A Nervous Pet desperately craved for a cup that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be epic. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Pet always kept a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Nervous Pet desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.