My Nervous Pet

My Nervous Pet wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes smash. It was an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

My Nervous Pet found a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is epic. A cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Pet desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A condom was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Pet craved for a condom that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.

My Nervous Pet looked for a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

My Nervous Pet desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was fun. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.