My Depressed Pet

My Depressed Pet always had with them a dildo that they would often eat. It should be an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Pet craved for a stapler that they liked to share. One might say this is an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.

My Depressed Pet often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

My Depressed Pet had a teapot that they would often put on his head. This seems an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was fun. A teapot would be the item that was selected.

My Depressed Pet desperately needed a painting of a melon that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

My Depressed Pet desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would worship. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.