A Weary Pet

A Weary Pet searched for a block of cheese to throw. It would be a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

A Weary Pet always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

A Weary Pet desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Weary Pet desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

A Weary Pet desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Pet desperately searched for a spade to break. It might have been an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen item.