My Dodgy Pet

My Dodgy Pet looked for a ball that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball being the item selected.

My Dodgy Pet always carried a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

My Dodgy Pet desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to drop. It is an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Pet desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a CD player having that done to it

My Dodgy Pet desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

My Dodgy Pet searched for a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was magnificent. Honestly, a hat having that done to it