My Square Pet

My Square Pet needed a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

My Square Pet wanted a bat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing opted for.

My Square Pet desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It might have been a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

My Square Pet desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes break. It is a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Square Pet owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Square Pet desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.