The Fucking Pet

The Fucking Pet needed a spade to sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be sublime. Honestly, a spade being the chosen item.

The Fucking Pet often carried a pen that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Pet owned a tomato that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Pet had a painting of a melon that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Pet desperately searched for a dildo that they would often hug. It is a new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Pet had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes share. It is an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.