The Troubled Pet

The Troubled Pet wanted a stapler to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. A stapler was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Pet desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Pet desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes hug. It should have been a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Pet desired a wig that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Pet needed a vibrator to share. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Pet desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally throw. It might be a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the chosen thing.