The Red Pet

The Red Pet desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Red Pet found a tomato that they would often share. It should be an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Pet craved for a cup that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was fun. A cup was the chosen thing.

The Red Pet had a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie of all things.

The Red Pet found a set of lego that they would often smash. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

The Red Pet always kept a crown that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. A crown is the thing to opt for.