The Curious Pet

The Curious Pet desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Curious Pet desperately desired a condom that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a condom being the chosen item.

The Curious Pet searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt it was amazing. Honestly, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Curious Pet desperately wanted a sponge that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Pet wanted a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Curious Pet desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.