The Brainy Pet

The Brainy Pet desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Pet desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Brainy Pet desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Brainy Pet desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Pet searched for a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Pet craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.