Green Pet

Green Pet desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to worship. This seems a strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Green Pet desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown having that done to it

Green Pet craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Green Pet often carried a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

Green Pet desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Green Pet carried a bat that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.