The Handsome Pet

The Handsome Pet always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Pet always kept a vibrator that they would play with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected it was out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Pet desired a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Handsome Pet had a bottle of beer to annihilate It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Pet often carried a bottle of coke that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Pet wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.