His Horny Pet

His Horny Pet always had with them a chocolate bar to put on his head. It was an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

His Horny Pet carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Horny Pet looked for a hat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a hat having that done to it

His Horny Pet often carried a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing opted for.

His Horny Pet searched for a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

His Horny Pet found a radiator that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.