Her Crazy Pet

Her Crazy Pet needed a tomato to embrace. This seems a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to select.

Her Crazy Pet wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Pet carried a cheese grater to worship. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crazy Pet needed a set square that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to opt for.

Her Crazy Pet owned a CD player that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a weird activity, to some, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Her Crazy Pet found a helmet that they sometimes share. It might have been a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.