My Brainy Pet

My Brainy Pet desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often play with. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

My Brainy Pet looked for a condom that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Brainy Pet desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to demolish. It is an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

My Brainy Pet had a stretchman that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Brainy Pet desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Brainy Pet desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.