The Dodgy Pet

The Dodgy Pet always carried a condom that they liked to embrace. It was a different action, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Pet wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes throw. It might be a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Pet always carried a tomato that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Pet desired a big sponge that they would often break. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Pet owned a cup that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Pet always kept a mug that they sometimes share. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing selected.