His Purple Pet

His Purple Pet always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

His Purple Pet desired a spade that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Pet desperately looked for a bottle of wine to drop. This seems a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

His Purple Pet needed a cheese grater that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

His Purple Pet looked for a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

His Purple Pet desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.