The Blue Pet

The Blue Pet always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Blue Pet looked for a bag of poop to cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Blue Pet desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Blue Pet desired a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Blue Pet found a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Blue Pet desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.