Lonely Pet

Lonely Pet found a lava lamp to share. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Pet looked for a CD player that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Lonely Pet always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Lonely Pet desired a big sponge to rub on his belly. It would be a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Lonely Pet wanted a vibrator that they would often eat. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Lonely Pet desperately searched for a lava lamp to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.