Their Fucking Pet

Their Fucking Pet carried a sponge that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to select.

Their Fucking Pet often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Their Fucking Pet desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Pet craved for a vibrator to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Their Fucking Pet carried a tomato that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Pet craved for a teapot that they would often demolish. It would have been a weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.