The Grumpy Pet

The Grumpy Pet carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Pet searched for a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Pet desperately searched for a vibrator that they would annihilate This seems a fairly different undertaking, to many, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Pet desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Pet desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Pet needed a porno magazine that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.