The Different Pet

The Different Pet had a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Different Pet wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Different Pet carried a big sponge to drop. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Different Pet always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Pet always carried a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Different Pet found a vibrator to embrace. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a vibrator being the item opted for.