His Handsome Pet

His Handsome Pet had a pint of cider that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Pet always carried a hat that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Pet always had with them a melon that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

His Handsome Pet desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be stunning. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

His Handsome Pet desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was exciting. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Pet desperately needed a ball to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a ball being the thing opted for.