The Gentle Pet

The Gentle Pet desperately wanted a bat that they would often worship. It might be a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Pet often carried a cucumber that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Gentle Pet desperately desired a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was amazing. A computer being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Pet needed a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Pet wanted a CD player that they sometimes eat. It might have been a weird thought, to you, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Pet desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a curious activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.