Depressed Pet

Depressed Pet searched for a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Pet desired a rubber johnny that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Depressed Pet owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Depressed Pet wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Depressed Pet had a tomato that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

Depressed Pet desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.