The Silly Pet

The Silly Pet always carried a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

The Silly Pet desperately looked for a crown to sit and look at. It was an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Pet, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Pet carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It was an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Silly Pet desperately craved for a computer that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Pet craved for a tomato that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Silly Pet craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.