The Adventurous Pet

The Adventurous Pet desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Adventurous Pet needed a bag of flour to experiment on. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Pet found a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Adventurous Pet craved for a bat that they liked to hug. It should have been a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Adventurous Pet had a stapler that they would often drop. It should be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Pet needed a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A vibrator having that done to it