The Grumpy Pet

The Grumpy Pet always kept a pen that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Pet carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Pet always carried a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Pet desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Pet desperately needed a bag of flour that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Pet desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.