The Depressed Pet

The Depressed Pet desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Pet always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Pet always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a new thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Pet found a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Pet always had with them a crown that they sometimes worship. It should be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Pet desperately looked for a hat to annihilate It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a hat would be the chosen thing.