His Colourful Pet

His Colourful Pet desperately craved for a cup to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.

His Colourful Pet found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

His Colourful Pet searched for a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A tomato is the thing to choose.

His Colourful Pet desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sleep with. It is a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Pet desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would smash. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Colourful Pet desired a rubber chicken that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was wonderous. A rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.