Does having a small penis make you bad in bed?

in #philosophy5 years ago

This is on one those hypothetical questions that covers a plethora of subjects - not ones merely those confined to activities of those between the sheets.

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I can’t, personally, answer the literal question posed, as my penis is actually quite humongous.
But leaving that particular non issue (for me) to one side (that being the left normally) for now, and instead, expand the same question out into value , economics, and quality.

When it comes to Hive, my penis is tiny.
Minuscule in fact.
It’s this very ‘lacking in size’ that I have, that’s prompted the post.

Does my stake size make me feel insecure?

Not in the slightest.

Does my tiny stake size make me less valid a voice?

Only to those who think that size matters.
(ironically - this perspective is often found in those people with very small penises.)

Now, I’ve never found it difficult to be really good in bed – it seems that I've a natural talent for it, so to speak.
But then again - I never tried to be good. It’s just the way that I’m built, I guess.

Anyways, leaving appendage dimensions to one side (the left, normally), what most people don’t realize – i.e mostly those with average and small organs - is that it being good in bed has zero to do with size – it’s ALL about how you can make them feel.

And laughter is the best aphrodisiac in the world.

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Getting horizontal later on in the night is merely the logical conclusion from having a good time earlier on in the night.

So, what conclusion’s can we draw from these comparisons?

Stake size doesn’t matter.

My penis - no matter how small in it is in comparison to some EXTREMELY BIG DICKS on here, is irrelevant.

Why?
Because, to quote Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction ‘ Personality goes a long way’....
I always seem to ‘get the girl’- it’s just seems to work out for me...
( and people do seem to resent me for it. If only they'd realize that it's that very resentment that's stopping them being successful themselves. Fear and insecurity, is not an attractive feature).
Idiots....
...with small penises.

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What then, does Hive need, to ‘get them into bed?’

Personality , and an ability to make them laugh, would be good start.

You may have known plenty of girls that find 'tedium', 'flatness' and 'generally uninteresting', an aphrodisiac – But I haven’t. (nor would I really want to).

Being the enthusiastic amateur anthropologist that I am, I’ve noticed something....
No matter what the specific subjects are, under discussion – the exact same dynamics jump from one area to another - and all mimic the same dynamics.

It’s like a fractal pattern that forms and then a further copy emerges.
Same shit, just different dimensions.

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Hive is, in my subjective opinion – getting duller and duller, by the day.

(In my very large appendaged opinion, I might add).

So, how exactly are ya gonna get that hot babe, horizontal?

Is it by making them laugh and engaging their brains?
Or boring them to death in the hope that you get a ‘mercy lay?’

....I know that everyone cannot be as amazingly good in bed as myself, nor have 'natures blessing' in the appendage department, but that’s life.
It isn’t equal.
It isn’t fair.
But ... it is what it is.

The sooner the big dicks on Hive realized this reality, the better.

Stake size doesn’t make better.
It makes big.
Personality goes along way, and if you haven't got one - make way and support those that do.
And who knows – just like in real life at the party - you might get just laid as well, by her best mate.

One thing is for sure , though – if the party has no interesting people there - no one is gonna turn up and stay. they'll look around before going and finding the party that is interesting.

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Okay King. (that also has nothing to do with sex and is a play on a word...which you probably figured, hopefully, otherwise they will need a block just to hold your ego) lol

@lucylin, I'm psychic and when I gazed into my Crystal ball, I see you telling lies. You got a belly button sized penis. Lol🤣🤣🤣. Just kidding, but seriously I agree with you, size doesn't matter. Where there's true love everything seems perfect, besides nobody goes out with a girl on a first date sampling her your big penis, she'll think you are crazy. What she's really interested in you for is a lot more than the size of your manhood. Every woman wants to be with a man that makes her happy and I don't think sex with a big penis tops the list of what makes most women happy. Pornography is to blame for most of these misconceptions where they make it look like bigger is better. That's not true, sometimes bigger might even mean discomfort and honestly I've personally known some close girl-friends who confide that an average size is the best. With this view I agree but you know what? Morden day pornography has succeeded in erasing the average size when it comes to penis sizes, it's now monster cock size or small. What most dudes don't even know is that they actually have an average sized penis and not a small one. A dick size of five inches is a very good one to give any lady optimal orgasmic pleasure. Thanks for the enlightening piece and stay safe 👍

...this post was nothing to do with sex, (it was a play on words and meaning) but appreciate the comments.

Shucks!, lol.