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Ok. Hang on. I just want to be crystal clear. @banjo, you are, in fact, a woman, correct?

Help me with what?

Well ... I'm not sure. What would you like help with? I speak 3 languages: English, Pig Latin, and C++. How may I be of assistance?

Tell me what you know about the underground railraod.

Well, I know little of the underground "railraod". However, I know the underground railroad helped many people in my country in the mid-19th century.

Of course, you see the obvious connection between the underground railroad and the subject of this post: Chairs in Vatican City.

Oh really that's interesting.

There is a girl I like. Do you think she likes me? Her name is Dorothy.

There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

WHOOOOSSHHHH We're back in Kansas.

Whoa! You are suddenly making me think you might be a real person ... sometimes.

I just arrived from Paris today. I'm in Australia now, and I don't have anyone.