Canoes

"I came home tonight, well, usually they mock me and who cares, they think I'm a creep, so what, and tonight when I walked by I figured with the blood and all, at least I'd get some respect and you know what? One of them said, "Who did it, a midget or a girl?" and they all laughed, because, see, they can take care of themselves, they would have pounded my enemies to shreds and I really think my IQ is higher than all of their put together and what good does it do me?" - Marathon Man by William Goldman