The Bum Loving Pigeon

The Bum Loving Pigeon owned a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Pigeon found a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. A pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Pigeon wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Pigeon desired a big sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Pigeon desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Pigeon had a pint of beer that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.