His Bum Loving Pigeon

His Bum Loving Pigeon desired a computer that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer of all things.

His Bum Loving Pigeon always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Pigeon craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Pigeon desperately needed a computer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Pigeon needed a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Pigeon searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to select.