His Yellow Pigeon

His Yellow Pigeon carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

His Yellow Pigeon craved for a stapler that they liked to demolish. This seems a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A stapler is the thing to select.

His Yellow Pigeon always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Yellow Pigeon had a sponge that they would worship. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A sponge is the item to choose.

His Yellow Pigeon desired a toilet brush that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

His Yellow Pigeon always kept a set square that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.