His Square Pigeon

His Square Pigeon needed a cucumber to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

His Square Pigeon looked for a set of lego that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

His Square Pigeon always had with them a mug to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to opt for.

His Square Pigeon wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

His Square Pigeon desperately looked for a big sponge to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

His Square Pigeon had a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator of all things.