The Bum Loving Pigeon

The Bum Loving Pigeon carried a mug that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Pigeon craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Pigeon always had with them a spade that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is wonderous. A spade being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Pigeon desperately craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Pigeon desperately looked for a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Pigeon had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.