The Dodgy Pigeon

The Dodgy Pigeon desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Pigeon owned a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Pigeon desperately searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Pigeon owned a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Pigeon always carried a hat that they would often embrace. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Pigeon carried a mug that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.