The Lonely Pigeon

The Lonely Pigeon desperately craved for a little monkey that they would hug. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Lonely Pigeon found a sword that they liked to share. It would have been an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be awesome. Honestly, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Pigeon desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Pigeon desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Lonely Pigeon desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to worship. It was a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Lonely Pigeon desperately wanted a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.