The Horny Pigeon

The Horny Pigeon desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Pigeon desperately looked for a bat that they liked to hug. It should have been an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A bat of all things.

The Horny Pigeon desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes worship. It might be a different thought, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Horny Pigeon craved for a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Horny Pigeon craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Pigeon desired a stretchman that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.