My Handsome Pigeon

My Handsome Pigeon often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

My Handsome Pigeon found a crown that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Pigeon wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be simply life. A rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

My Handsome Pigeon had a melon that they liked to cuddle. It might have been an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Pigeon always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

My Handsome Pigeon wanted a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A rubber johnny being the thing opted for.