Funny Pigeon

Funny Pigeon wanted a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Funny Pigeon desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Funny Pigeon always carried a toilet brush that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Funny Pigeon always had with them a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Funny Pigeon always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Funny Pigeon desired a pint of cider to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.