Her Anxious Pigeon

Her Anxious Pigeon desperately searched for a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

Her Anxious Pigeon wanted a rubber johnny that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Pigeon owned a teapot to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A teapot is the thing to choose.

Her Anxious Pigeon always had with them a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Her Anxious Pigeon always kept a block of cheese to eat. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Her Anxious Pigeon always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. This seems a funny exercise, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.