My Stupid Pigeon

My Stupid Pigeon always kept a condom that they liked to put on his head. It might be a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Pigeon desperately looked for a wig to share. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig being the chosen item.

My Stupid Pigeon desperately craved for a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a radiator is the item to choose.

My Stupid Pigeon searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

My Stupid Pigeon always carried a dildo that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Pigeon desired a sword that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a sword being the chosen thing.