His Bum Loving Pigeon

His Bum Loving Pigeon craved for a melon to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Pigeon always carried a cup to hug. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

His Bum Loving Pigeon wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Pigeon had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Pigeon looked for a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Pigeon desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item chosen.