Angry Pigeon

Angry Pigeon always carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Angry Pigeon always kept a bottle of beer to annihilate It should be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Angry Pigeon searched for a bottle of beer to sleep with. It would be a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Angry Pigeon desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

Angry Pigeon always carried a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Angry Pigeon desperately searched for a wig that they would smash. This is certainly a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.