His Horny Pigeon

His Horny Pigeon looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

His Horny Pigeon desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to select.

His Horny Pigeon searched for a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was stunning. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

His Horny Pigeon craved for a sword that they would often throw. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

His Horny Pigeon always carried a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

His Horny Pigeon had a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.