The Round Pigeon

The Round Pigeon always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Round Pigeon desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a new operation, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A lava lamp is the item to select.

The Round Pigeon had a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Round Pigeon desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Round Pigeon found a little monkey that they sometimes worship. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Round Pigeon desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen item.